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trapcartel:

If you make a girl feel bad about her body u a bitch

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

Eat it until she cums or don’t eat it at all.

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

stayyounggoprancing:

brbjellyfishing:

it’s so weird how names of old people were once young people names like there were little baby gertrudes and Mildreds and ednas walking around 100 years ago

I think about this a lot