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So you go from texting me every day when you were on vacation, to barely replying with two words when you come home? I see… just know that my patience is running thin and you (out of everyone) know exactly how I get when I’m pissed at someone :)

hornyspice:

hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

Tumblring on my phone

Mom:  who are you texting?
Me:  nobody
Mom:  what are you doing then?
Me:  nothing

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song